Ignore the title.
It has nothing to do with anything.
It’s Saturday, right? Woke up this morning and had a fry-up. I’ve reached the seventh circle of Inferno in Dante’s Comedy. Have you ever walked on hot sand? It’s not fun. Sprint as fast as you can, Dante, before you burn the soles of your feet!
Or wear sandals.
Dante was a… vengeful writer. If you so much as brushed shoulders with him, straight to Hell you go. Hope you’ve packed! The weather’s warm all year round.